
What that noise probably is
Knocking over bumps, squealing on turns, a hum that rises with speed. What each one usually means.
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On a private sale, almost always. Not because sellers are dishonest — most are not — but because most of them genuinely do not know what is wrong with the car they are selling.
The money is not really spent on finding a disaster. It is spent on the far more common outcome: a list of what needs doing, which is either a reason to negotiate or a reason to walk.
A buyer looking at a car for twenty minutes sees paint, mileage and whether it starts. Two hours with the wheels off and a diagnostic plugged in sees considerably more.
It is an inspection, not a prophecy. We cannot say what will fail next month, and we cannot dismantle somebody else’s car to look deeper.
We also cannot tell you whether the price is fair in the market — only what condition the car is in. Those are different questions and it is worth keeping them apart.
Worth remembering
The report goes to you, not the seller. What you do with it is entirely your business.
Everything else is usually a negotiation. A list of four hundred pounds of work is a reason to offer four hundred pounds less, not automatically a reason to leave.
Often more so. At the cheap end the gap between a good example and a bad one is proportionally larger, and there is far less margin for an expensive surprise.
Most of our inspections pay for themselves in the negotiation alone. The ones that pay for themselves ten times over are the ones where somebody walks away, and those are more common than you would hope.

Knocking over bumps, squealing on turns, a hum that rises with speed. What each one usually means.
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No, and the regulation that says so has been in place since 2003.
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Half the batteries we are called out to are fine. Usually it is the alternator or a drain.
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We travel to the car rather than asking you to bring it, anywhere on the patch and sometimes just beyond it.